Forget the last post

Joy of joys "It`s a brand new world" (thank you Peter and Katie for the title, Tee Hee!). as I am considerably deaf (years as a weapons instructor, utiliser of pneumatic hammers underground, and competition shooting, mostly without ear protection) I am quite proficient at lip reading, (quite handy and certainly good fun, when you can watch the Queen on television ask Prince Phillip to scratch her ass while she is waving at the public from the balcony of Buck house, I jest your majesty, please forgive me, Boll*cks thats my knighthood gone, Awwww Shucks! I wouldn`t wear it anyway, I`m too old now) anyway I digress.

Having just been caught out singing along to the Coors, I slunk back into the lounge where my wife was watching The 39 steps on TV, I was of course still listening (less animatedly) to the sounds of Celine Dion by now. I sat down to watch he film and found that I could enjoy the film and keep abreasts with the plot by lip reading, and actually still enjoy the music! (but could I resist he singing along? you might ask) which reminds me of the time I went to watch the latest Star-Wars movie and was made aware by the managemnt that they had fitted a new "Loop System in the cinema for deaf people like me?

I eagerly switched to the loop system with my hearing aid and watched the Star-wars movie, but actually listened to "A Perfect Storm). I digress again.

I am now at Kylie (Fever) and almost into a full dance move even though I`m half laying on the setee, (no singing as yet!! thank God) time to make Tea so is off to the kitchen where I can bop along to Kylie (or perhaps not as a boiling water spill, can make it somewhat dificult to do the splits in later life) so I content myself with a couple of Andrea Coor "a*se wiggles", between the tea bag going in, and a quick Michael Jackson spin (no moon walk, in case my wife is watching) and its back to the lounge with the tea. Just as I am sitting down, I hear the silence between records and!!!!!! Oh no!!!! its Queen and "Barcelona", just as the baddies air plane, is shooting up the goody ( who is now running away to escape their cluches) on the TV!

Well this is just too much, I hastily grab my tea and its off to the office again and here I sit (looking more like Iv`e just been given a Tofee, supository, enema, and am attempting to chew it ! ) as the music heightens, I really must turn this thing off its taking over my life, I`ll probably slip a disc :o((.

WOW! who would have thought a T.I.T could be so life changing/ I have just had another thought too, for a further use I can put I.T. too. As I can always sleep to the sound of the sea, perhaps if I record some (say about 8 hours worth) I could get some sleep when my wife is snooring at full tilt, Hmmmm! worth thinking about :o)) or maybe I could get up and don my T.I.T and boogy around the house for a while? Hmmm! not sure about that as I would probably sing too and the people next door would be out looking for a full moon. Who said that men couldn`t multi task? :o))
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